Tuesday, April 11, 2006

the ultimate diabetes recipe

Easy 10-step process to create 1 (one) Ultimate Home-made Diabetes Chocolate Drink:

1. Get your own damn mug (Standard-sized.Pussycat design optional.).
2. Put 4 teaspoons of Milo into the mug.
3. Lick the teaspoon clean.
4. Scoop out as much Nutella as you can balance on that teaspoon and add it to the Milo.
5. Lick the spoon again. (Mmmm... Nutella.)
6. Add 2 teaspoonfuls of condensed milk.
7. You don't really have to lick the spoon again, but you can if you want to.
8. Add hot water and stir until all ingredients congeal.
9. Drink.
10. Buy a dialysis machine. IT'S SOOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!

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