Remember: Racist jokes are only ever funny when minorities make them.

I am bored, so here are some random quotes from misetings (WARNING! Geek Level Overload):

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

Is your girlfriend a virgin *right now*?

Schrodinger's Girlfriend was simultaneously a virgin and not a virgin until he opened up her box.

"There’s that question again. How many Birds do you need to play with in order to 'get lucky?'"
- Brian David-Marshall

Originally Posted by RawMeat

Man, when I get elected to congress I'm going to swear in on a pile of arc-sloggers, armor thrulls, & flame fusillades.

YOU WIN A SALAMI HUNTING SAFARI

PLEASE TURN AROUND WHILE I HIDE IT.

Originally Posted by Seol

don't joke about suicide to someone who's just killed themselves, that's both insensitive and pointless.

All the cool clowns cram into a mini-bug and let the drunkest one drive. OBV! - Beastmouth

Opinions are like assholes:
I want to give you a new one.

Originally Posted by Neph

[Hero For A Day] free music is always easier to find than a life

Originally Posted by billking

This deck shall you create:
four drowse that replicate;
four storms that bring forth wyrms;
four rites of that which burns;
four sleights of swiftest hand;
two pair of stern remands;
two pair truths, two pair tales;
four blooms from lotus vales;
four borgardan hellkites;
two drakes, hunted by knights;
four songs that surely seethe;
four reefs from lands of Shiv;
four vents of vap'rous steam;
four mines of stones that gleam;
ten basics that make blue.
The sideboard's up to you.

And now, a racist joke my brother told me:

One day, an Indian man, a Chinese man and a Malay man were involved in a horrendous traffic accident. By the time the paramedics arrived, they were declared dead. As they were being carted off, the Indian man suddenly got up. The paramedics were shocked to see that he was still alive.

When questioned, the Indian man replied: "You see, when the 3 of us died, we went to heaven. There, the gatekeeper told us that it was full and he'd let us come back to life if we paid him RM50 each. So I paid him and came back."

"What about the Chinese man and the Malay man? Did they not pay?" a paramedic asked.

"Oh, when I left the Chinese man was still bargaining the price, and the Malay man is waiting for the government to pay for him."